adult person: life gets faster as you get older!
me aged 10: sounds fake but ok
me now:
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and i can scream :)
imagine explaining this post to your grandmother
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When your grammar is correct but spell-check still gives you shit.
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“i need to tell you something, it is bad…”
“…but not now, later”
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gps: pronounces one (1) street name wrong
every person in the car:
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Six-year-old me trying to make inanimate objects move with my mind after watching Matilda
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